I knew Ronald would flip out and get himself arrested. It’s all those Big Macs and other carby foods – they just incite criminal behavior. :0)
Actually, this picture came from an article I found today. They apparently found Mr. McDonald hanging by his neck from a tree, as show below:
Some kids were playing a prank and the police were called to take care of it. Personally, I don’t think it was a prank. I think it was a low-carber, someone like me maybe, who just couldn’t take the temptation of those stupid fries any more and took their frustrations out on dear old Ronny.